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THE BEER SOLFEGE
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Sung to "Do Re Mi" from The Sound of Music
DOUGH... the stuff, that buys me beer
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer
ME...... the one, who drinks the beer
FAR..... a long run to get beer
SO...... I'll have another beer
LA...... La la la la la beer
TEA...... no thanks, I'm drinking beer
That will leave me with no DOUGH.....
M.Beam
CORPORATE HAIKUS
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Fields of white daisies
Now stained by fresh blood --
Our offsite meeting has failed.
Heat shimmers from the cars
Around my parking place;
They all want my job.
Ponderous, the glacial ice
Flows still faster than
My corporation.
Savor a deadline;
it is merely an excuse
to stay up all night.
A marketing bird!
He tells me, tells me, and then
tells me what he told me.
Sunset is never
ensnared in a choice between
cost and quality.
(c) copyright 1993 by William Warriner
More and more people
bring more work each day
the Myth of Sisyphus lives.
When all your work is
top priority
nothing takes priority.
Writing a poem
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic.
From margaret_hutz@email.award.com (Margaret Hutz)
From: janos@netcom.com (Janos_Gereben)